Well put. Nine years, three months, one day and a day at a time here. I didn't have a family in the years I drank. Lived in an apartment, had a halfass job, played poker and drank until I fell asleep in my car in the parking lot. Dated, but only as an excuse to drink and fuck up those dates so I could opine about how…

Let's be fair, you can blame most single-car accidents on trees that swerve into oncoming traffic, sleeping stop signs and ditches making illegal u-turns.

Any asshole that writes just "+1" for this is the laziest motherfucker of all time.

This was fucking gold. Gold Jerry, gold.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

12 years sober here. Believe me when I say you can't assume anyone saw him drinking that night. Alkies can hide bottles like you wouldn't believe.

I will miss Rob Beeronas. This is a good response.

Disney has never changed, its you that changed

Stikc ot sprots

"This is absolutely disgraceful. This is the worst thing that has happened, in the history of Clash of the Titans."

Because that makes too much sense.

Why would he hit a bridge if he fell out of a boat? Why is the boat on a bridge? Why is he on a boat on a bridge? Minnesota is a weird fucking place.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

It's a dumb rule, but still the correct call:

Yeah, someone else on another board I read noted this during the game:

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

NOW do you understand when we say Pac-12 refs are the WORST in the country?

It's surprisingly painless to boycott the NFL, on Thursday nights.

"I thought nothing could be scarier than a human growing a potato"

That picture is completely freaking me out. 3 minutes ago I wouldn't have thought twice about it. Thanks, Mark.