The Legion of Groom

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

The other DB's were able to successfully suppress their desire to intercept the proposal.

Was this meant to be funny? It kinda sucked.

That was dreadful.

Of course he picked it up. It's his contract extension.

Yeah, but the putt was for a 6.

Chad thinks his stance is a bit high.

It's good to know that after having solved all of its domestic violence issues, the NFL can return to ensuring its players are as humorless as possible after scoring.

Side judge looking to see if he sank it.

I wish I had a group of japanese people following me around and narrating my life, I just love how they talk and then burst into "WOOOAAAAWAAAOOHH" in excitment.

"But as of right now, it seems like MGS is leaning more on cutscenes rather than gameplay"

On what track does a safety tech allow these options: 1) No seat belts; 2) Lap belts; 3) Harnesses that can rip out of the attachment points?

Looks like the Camaro was fishtailing from the start; at first I was going to applaud the '55 driver for not hitting the Camaro at the end, but I think it's possible his own slide was caused by reacting to the Camaro's lack of control at the beginning of the run.

Seatbelts? Where we're going we don't need seatbelts!

This is 16 seconds long, and yet I'm pretty sure I can watch it all day long.

Where was this? I don't recognize the cop car, but it looks almost like a Camry.

I kinda want a t-shirt of this.