No, no, no. You boil the water, then freeze it. So when you’re making pasta later in the week, you’ve already got boiled water ready to go! 

#neverTrump #SavetheDreamers #IDontUnderstandWhoMyAlliesAre

“You met with Trump and you call that resistance?”

I wonder who talked this group into doing this. Seeing more and more of that Dem and Rep are equally evil false equivalency crap, and you have to take a second and wonder just who is pushing that narrative. It worked pretty well in ‘16, and looks to be a still potent weapon.

There’s making your voice heard by continuing to apply pressure to your reps whenever possible (good!) and there’s shooting yourself in the proverbial dick because you’re upset the house minority leader didn’t...singlehandedly pass a bill that was exactly what you wanted...during a recess (bad!)? What exactly are they…

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

Way to miss the point. ABC wasn’t in the wrong because it told the truth. Perhaps the truth is inconvenient to you or to the people who make food. To fucking bad. It’s the truth.

You’re an engineer, which explains why you have no understanding of libel law.

I wonder how Barron feels about this.

Not this one?

Okay, yeah, I tried to post that Bees! gif but Kinja is being stupid. Please, just leave the commenting system alone for once. It was working just fine before.

Great. Thanks to Donnie, every celebrity fuckface thinks they can be elected. Completely unqualified people who are considering a run for office:

Predictions:

Donald, you are a such a fucking drama queen.

Now the dems need a fear campaign like the GOP did to oppose Obamacare. Throw facts and evidence out the window and flat out scare people into hating it. Look at the below video for inspiration.

Looking forward to this comment section.

Unrelated, but I came up with a process of generating Gossip Girl names that I’m VERY proud of: for your first name, you pick the last name of a British prime minister and for your last name, you pick a salad. Thus: Blair Waldorf. (My Gossip Girl name would be Thatcher Cobb.)

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

He is indeed playing Ratchett.