1st Gear: Its impossible to stop all cases. Its a futile effort. Its literally asymptomatic in a lot of cases. That means the people feel fine and have no fever or cough. They will never know they have it and will show up to work.

Well I have to tow four horses 800 miles uphill both ways in -40 degree weather with the heater on at 85 mph and carry my wife, my wife’s boyfriend, and my wife’s 6 children, so checkmate Tesla.

If you are elderly or have health issues, by all means stay at home. We've flattened the curve. So people need to get back to work, because without a functioning economy, we'll have much bigger problems than the virus.  Just be smart about it. 

“Hello, officer, I’m calling because I just bought a car from a local auction and I found seventee..... ummm fiftee...ummm three bricks of cocaine in a hidden compartment inside the car.”

Like that barricade is going to do anything to deter a Tesla on Autopilot.

Fun Fact: a disposable surgical mask is proven to be 0% effective against the fumes from a lithium battery fire.

Who knew flipping a Bird could be so effective?

Stop being a disingenuous asshole.

I’m genuinely curious to know what the actual correct protocol is if your car gets swarmed by violent protestors???

They really should have gone with the Pepe flag instead. Haven’t seen any memes come from these riots yet, I feel we’re overdue.

There’s a difference between running over a bunch of people on a walking path minding their own business vs accelerating out of an angry mob that’s blocking the street and attacking you. Comparing these to ISIS is a bit of a false equivalency.

The police ramming these rioters don’t really bother me . There is a difference between protesters and rioters  .Protesters should be protected rioters need to be protected against . When a crowd attacks it can get real ugly real fast .

“It’s a fucking silhouette.”

What if your passion is to be lazy?

Hmmm, 400Z? That’s very close to Z4, are we sure this won’t also be a rebadged BMW? 

And have the seat heater on...

Please remove “Dr. Science” from your name.

This is AMERICA, we don’t use them commie units! :P

Finally, a car that my wife may not be cold in...

133 deg? That’ll kill you as well!