I can’t wait to get run off the road by one of these in tax time, lease-special spec. (/s)

How many infantry tours have you served, again? If you haven’t, I can send you a recruiter to get that process started. You can serve right now! 

TL;DR: Telsa Eclipsed a DeLorean.

Any word on whether the self-driving model will be the HastalAvista?