It was, but the edit just pushed the joke too far. Win some, lose some.

UGH, this leaves the door open for the ESPN crew to continuously refer to the potential Michigan win as a “Half win against a reduced Florida squad,” for the remainder of the year. At least that won’t get tired.

I know this site has a reflexive “fuck the NCAA” position but I think in this one instance you sort of have to admit that these players went about things the wrong way. I didn’t use the benefits of my scholarship to buy electronics and then pawn them. I just straight up used my scholarship money on booze. Cut out the…

Callaway was also investigated for sexual assault last year and, as his alibi, said he “was so stoned (he) had no interest in having sex with anyone.” So yes, this particular incident seems like an injustice, but as a counterpoint, fuck him. 

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

The “stick to sports” crowd is nothing if not consistent.

So my takeaways:

Being ‘Merican, i don’t know much about “soccer”

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.

“You suck more!”
“No, you suck more!”
“Nobody wants you in L.A.!”
“No, nobody want YOU in L.A!”

Ranking of writers who deep down hate their readers and secretly are trying to punish them:

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

They did already, I think it’s called the SEC or something.

Lamar Jackson was devestated when it was reported that a Chris Collinsworth-type media figure compared his talent to Colin Kaepernick’s.

That’s an excellent point.

Cutler certainly plugs a hole at quarterback for the Dolphins.

Yeah, because he already had autism pox as a kid. You can only get it once.

“NFL Team Signs Jay Cutler Out of Retirement”

“A measle-y $10 million is a small pox to pay”.

I’d say you lucked out alright, what free agent at $10 million was a better option?!