So, Westbrook to Cleland, right?

Lol excuse me no, we’ve never heard of anyone named “Leo Lewis.” You must be thinking of star Mississippi State linebacker “LB #44"

Having learned the difference between “waterproof” and “water-resistant”, I’m not sure I would have much faith in a “bullet-resistant vest”.

There is no harm in doing it. Muslims observe moments of silence all the time. Saudi’s are just being rude as hell. There is no other explanation other than just being dicks.

Am I reading this correctly? An emotional Robertson reported his teammates for sexually assaulting someone he knew, and then proceeded to rape someone else?

Mario Chalmers just sent Frye an Edible Arrangement.

I guess I don’t get the harm in just going along with it. It’s a minute, just stand there and think about anything else for a minute like everyone else. Pray to Allah for the safety of your family or think about hotties in the crowd.

I can not confirm nor deny he can dunk.

So let’s say you play football for Wisconsin, you’ve never talked to an agent or met an agent (because that would be against NCAA rules), but you’re projected to go in the 2nd or 3rd round. Do you just pick up the phone book and look up sports agents? How many agents are in the Madison yellow pages? How do you even…

Multi-year contracts with no guaranteed money, allowing teams to cut players who become injured or old, with no penalty or payout?
SURE THING!
Seeing a doctor two more times in a six months span?
*Spit take*

Where are the agents in this picture? Shouldn’t a decent agent be able to look at an offered rookie contract and say, No, that’s not an allowed clause?

best thing he could do for the jets at this point is sign with the pats and somehow kill both mccown and hackenberg in a devastating double sack

But Pittsburgh’s a Big East school

Surely a Sbarro stadium would cost a slice of the amount of a Little Caesars stadium. If only there was a nifty chart to illustrate what I mean.

As an alum I’m.....proud?

We recommend heading down to the children’s hospital to find a trio of cancer victims to exploit.

We found love in a ropeless place.

How many hands do you have?

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

I have to admit, I giggled with glee.