I’m debating. I’d love to see the Cavs try to repeat against a reloaded Warriors team, but damn if the Celtics wouldn’t be a fun upset. Of course then I’d have to side with Boston fans. So I’m still undecided. It’s probably best that I just go in thinking the Cavs will win and get pleasantly surprised if it doesn’t…

Oh, so you wish they were seeded? Pervert.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Seems legit. I am always tired after working out, but never tired after sleeping. Riddle me that science!

Millennials don’t like hearing that.

He sounds like a wonderful grandfather. You are most fortunate.

My great grandad is 105 and is still doing porn

To be fair, it says that the 87 year old was killed, not that he was driving (could have been a passenger). But I know it’s hard not to draw that conclusion...

It doesn’t say it was the 87 year old persons fault. Actually the opposite.

Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?

Clark’s sincerity could not melt steel beams.

Okay, so are you ready for the punchline?

“Green has been superlative in these playoffs, leading the Warriors in rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals, while chipping in 15 points a game and shooting better than 50 percent from three.”

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

SNL get out of my mind! I was actually starting to wonder about Kellyanne and her absence lately. I’ve move on. I use to have a crush on Kate McKinnon’s depiction of Kellyanne. Now I have a crush on her Jeff Sessions.

My thoughts exactly. Fuck this lady and her high horse.

Oh for fucks sake Charlie Strong is one of the few people in college football who doesn’t seem like the scum of the earth. One who actually takes the idea of helping players grow as individuals seriously. This is a judge in Florida. If Strong is the first thing out of south Florida to have caused you shame, either…

“We have nothing to hide, except the documents we’re trying to hide.”

You don’t understand the nuanced difference between burglary and spring cleaning!

Progressive snatch pulls