Hey thanks for that .gif I’m gonna go scoop out my eyeballs have a great day!

In hindsight, starting 11-30 wasn’t the greatest strategy but Spo always thinks out of the box.

This was an important teaching moment.

For who? For the dog? For the assholes who are abusing the dog? Misconstrued?

What the even hell.

“This is fucking great.”

Was just about to ask this. iPhones are too expensive to upgrade on Apple’s preferred schedule (every fucking year) and until my phone physically breaks or decides to stop functioning properly, I see no reason to replace it for a shinier and more expensive model that does the same thing but slightly better until the…

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

Mattingly taking the popcorn was great, but I liked it better when Keith Hernandez stole some Coke.

So Tony Romo is dying and that’s why this is happening?

Big deal, according to Lavar, Lonzo is twenty-four feet tall.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

The Warriors were shitty forever. Now 2 seasons at the Finals and everyone’s sick?

Dudes/gals on the Deadspin dev team... this is getting ridiculous. 550 requests for 25.75 MB to load up the damn homepage? Jeezus fuck. I realize it may not be dev’s fault, but may be a result of business decisions and third party advertising frameworks, but still. Someone needs to address that.

You misspelled dook.

Wisconsin fan. It didn’t help, so I am imagining you as Duke instead.

How good would Booker be if he were traded to the Celtics?

“So the big question here, is Booker’s basketball star potential to actress hotness ratio going to be a like Lindsay Lohan, where her amazing hotness peaked at age 20 and her return could be measured at pennies on the dollar in the years after that?

So, Kerr worked in basketball? I guess Gottlieb has been working in a shoe store?

Website that employed Jordan Sargent calls retired professional basketball player unqualified to coach amateur basketball team