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Nice to see that he was given his due to the tune of hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars while the city was bankrupt.

When I’m worried I have some medical issue, I usually skip the doctor and ask a sports franchise PR department publicly diagnose me.

As a relatively young Knicks fan, this has been my first extended experience with Phil Jackson, Organizational Leader, and I gotta ask - was the whole Zen Master thing always bullshit? I’d genuinely like to know. Assigning all of his past success to the the fact that he has coached three all-time-great players feels

It’s like I’ve always said, Brady is the best to ever play the game. Hands down. And he’s Mr Clutch. This guy just finds a way to beat ya. Rock, flag, eagle, and Brady!

I guess you could say the Hawks did it the Hardaway.

I was at that Jets-Patriots game in 2012 and can attest to Belichick and Trump kissing. However to me, the far more disturbing image was that while they were engaged in a wet, sloppy, passionate kiss, Rex Ryan was on his hands and knees, sucking on Trump’s toes.

That’s 50ShadesOfJimGray, not Jesus.

fined and suspended for not making it off the team plane

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

Yeah, that part killed me. How charitable of him to play catch with his own children.

God, those commercials are awful. They almost make the Countrywide Financial ads from 2005 to 2007 look responsible. At least those fraudulent assholes weren’t trying to entice 20somethings to take out 6-figure debts on a freaking phone app RIGHT NOW QUICK BEFORE THE OTHER PEOPLE GET IT QUICK DON’T THINK CLICK IT NOW

Love those new Rocket Mortgage commercials that basically come out and say “Do It! Quick! Push the little ‘Sign Here’ button on your phone before you think too much about getting a mortgage via a phone app!”

Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

He changed his name to Paul Sickbaum.

Your mortgage is due.

the story is as good as winning the money,”

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

Fucking Buttgers, man. Ruining everything.

He may have done this simply to show Rutgers that he doesn’t approve. If he waits until they are back in the locker room then people may think that he has no problem with showing up the losing team.