We already have 10 responses from people who don’t get sarcasm!

I’m in. But I don’t want mint. Fruit or GTFO.

Michigan has the best defense in the country save for maybe Alabama. And even that is debatable.

Actually, he was really fucking solid for the past two years.

I worked at a summer camp where we played lots of dodgeball. It was such a favorite game of the campers that the director held a fucking draft! Every year the counselors would hole up in the staff room like it was the god damn NFL Draft and we would select our teams. We had jerseys, we had practices throughout the…

Michigan vs. Washington in the 1990 or 1991 Rose Bowl. They played a few times but that’s the first football game I remember. About a month later came Bills/Redskins that was the first pro game. The first college basketball game I remember was the Chris Webber timeout game.

You guys are feeding into the Harbaugh PR frenzy and it is terrific.

This. Moss and his rag tag group of wannabe reporters are completely unethical. They pose as other sportswriters, or sometimes other common people on Twitter to get in conversations with popular sports personalities. Then they go back to their site and publish the direct messages. It’s one of the shaddiest things I’ve…

A dog licking it’s ass is a great metaphor for Detroit’s sports rag.

I bet nobody skips town and risks losing that $50 bond.

Welcome to Las Vegas, Jimmy Howard.

They didn’t win one game in the playoffs with Jordan by 37 that year.

Once ate a fried beat sandwich. It was ridiculously amazing for a non-meat stack of food.

“Your finger is shaking, officer. I think you’re cold.”

Yes, because everyone knows there are no Taco Bell’s in California. Look, he’s not measuring against Chipotle or some authentic taco stand. We understand what we are getting ourselves into when we read these or go to these places. As long as you know that going in, it’s okay.

Some of these shots aren’t from March Madness or even the month of March. That Michigan/Wisconsin shot was from the regular season in 2013, I believe.

“none of these idiotic features will be part of whatever repugnant boondoggle Dan Snyder ends up ramrodding through the DC city council.”

Zach Ertz kicks ass now - guy who clearly didnt watch any NFL games this year.

so Denver then?

Fraudulent turf is an inside job. Jet fuel cant melt grass.