U-M doesn’t even have a journalism school and the State News is long-considered a better destination for aspiring writers and broadcasters, followed by Central (hi Dick Enberg).

Whats’s wrong with Earn Your Armor? You are a writer. Come up with better and then lets talk.

Well, the talented folks at MSU become Journalism majors. Communications folks in East Lansing are the rejects.

You spelled misery wrong, looser.

SPARTANS WILL!

Meanwhile in San Francisco, Jim Tomsula chugs a gallon of Strawberry Nesquik.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT - Joe Dumars

That’s because masterbating makes you go blind.

Completely agree. But we’ve got a few more years in Datsyuk and Zetterberg plus a few of the others that were around for the last title like Abdelkaader.

Try being a track and cross country coach in Dearborn, Michigan. More than three quarters of the students are muslims which creates problems for girls who want to compete. Also summer practice during Ramadan is out of the question for many reasons including safety concerns.

Amazing that these folks can be so sheltered and yet still come to such a logical and correct conclusion.

I know you are trying to be clever but nothing rhymes with moniker. Jokes on you!

have you never watched a baseball game before?

He also looks like the Grinch. AMIRITE?

"I don't see the problem" - Roger Goodell

"Keep dancing like that with your long hair and you'll never be a head coach." - Rex Ryan

If I had to defend him I'd be like "fuck you deadspin commenters, I'm the league now."

Is that John Harbaugh rocking the running gear?

Reporter: What does your offense look to be like this year?

What kind of second rate sports site would pay for a picture of a naked athlete?