It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

Careful there, Rex Ryan might get excited.

On... on his foot, right?

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

Maybe it’s time you embraced something new....With arms wide open.

Who do you think this comment is helping?

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

Theory: Peyton Manning was using HGH to avoid the NFL’s concussion protocol by attempting to grow a new head.

Surely there’s someone in Denver who can get Brown some HGH to fix him right up.

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

I don’t know man, I’m thinking Flacco just isn’t elite enough. And what about being clutch? Why don’t we talk about that?

Yea, but is Flacco elite?