Can you imagine how bad your diarrhea would have been if you hadn’t taken those pills though? Really dodged a bullet there.

Which makes almost no sense. The WiiU tablet controller and the switch handheld are virtually the same device in terms of control scheme.

There’s no use trying to debate with a pillar of salt.

Just like the made Sm4sh Wii U worse so that they could have a 3DS version too....Fucking Nintendo.

I disagree. If anything, our over-reliance on maps has detracted a bit from the experience on modern GTA games, to be honest.

I’ve never played a Demon’s / Dark souls game, but I absolutely loved the complete lack of maps in Bloodborne.

Has anyone at Kotaku played this on WiiU yet? I’d very much like to hear how it compares from someone I trust.

man, i hope so

Anyone want to bet that this will serve as their prototype for Zelda Maker?

I’m not confusing you. You’re attempting to give the man kudos he did not earn while covering your own ass. And it’s not working.

Nobody is ‘confusing’ you. You’re already confused. You’ve adopted the low bar of punditry, the idea that what matters in politics is the theater and the game, but not the policies or their effects. As the old saying goes, there is no one more dangerous in politics than the articulate idiot. Except, evidently, the…

The first one maybe! Souls is the new king though.

How does it compare to Dark Souls?

The eShop hardly ever has sales, and even when it does they are a maximum of 25% off, usually less. Even for the big anniversary events like Zelda’s 30th, Mario’s 30th, Metroid’s 30th, what little sales they offer are complete jokes when compared to those run by Steam/GoG, especially when they are mostly applied to…

LOL, that one hit a little too close to home eh? This comment needs more love.

Did you just say social justice warriors like its a thing? Cuz you can take your gamergate ass and get fucking ground into dog meat if so...

Remember when they steal the TV from the old folks in Trainspotting? Drugs... are a helluva drug.

It’s gotta be down to console sales, surely. The Wii U version still sold relatively well for the number of people who owned the console.

More accurate headline... Sentient human cancels meeting with delusional troll.