I didn’t know until this very second that “take off your pants and jacket” wasn’t just a joke they made up on American Dad. I’m either very young or very dumb or both. Probably both.

10 year old me just thought she must be really, really mad to scratch her nails down a guy’s back. :/

I did that once. But it was in a toilet and not on a platter. And it wasn’t to prove anything to my parents. I just had to go.

I guess I’ve been living under a rock, because I only just recently discovered Oblivion. I’ve been listening to it non-stop. The first time I heard it, I just thought it was catchy, but then the second time I heard it, I really paid attention to the lyrics and realized how fucked up they are. A++, will listen again.