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Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

Let me get this straight. The disgusting aspect of the leaked tape isn’t its contents, but the fact that it was leaked in the first place?

“Look what you made me do.”

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

I thought we were already in hell but apparently there is hell within hell.

“I’m not a witch, I’m you.”

Ok I’ll say it: He’s fat.

That’s a dumb statement though. They have something to do with high fashion because they model the high fashion, duh. Clearly they’re not designers themselves but are we expecting models pass some sort of high fashion litmus test? That’s preposterous. They need to look a certain way and pose and walk around. This guy…

Plus, breakup beard.

I hope they get Tamal, the fab gay British-Asian trainee anaesthetist from last series, in to present.

This is probably as good a time as any to remind anyone still dealing with banks to transfer their accounts to a credit union.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

I’ve been waiting for this very crash & burn from Coulter for 20 years. Don’t take my candy, it’s so delicious.

Monsters have feelings and are often misunderstood. I don’t think it’s fair to compare them to Ann Coulter.

Mama cat looks so surprised, its adorable. I want all of the kittens. All of them.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

Jewel’s response is lovely:

I wouldn’t get too upset about it. Those children have got to be long dead by now.