I need really good Julia news soon. I just really need good news.

Need more stars...NEED MORE STARS!

I can’t say I’d be sad if this soiled flushable wipe of a guy got one of those diseases...just for the irony factor.

I think you’re underestimating the creativity of police. Remember that guy in Ferguson who was beat up by cops then charged with destruction of property for bleeding on stuff?

Wait, did the president of the united states just admit he has to be “pushed” to do the right thing?

Donald Trump and his cronies don’t care if you call your representative...if you sign a petition...if you send a postcard. Instead we need to hit ‘em where it hurts—right in the wallet. Every Friday, call a Trump Hotel and say something like “Hey, I’ve got reservations about this administration, do you handle those?”…

Good thing Russia’s not really a big deal here.

My friend waited on them at the sock shop she worked at. It was everything she could do not to ask them, “Tell me what you want what you really really want.”

Why is domestic violence still a separate class of assault. You know this shit hole is going to get a more lenient sentence because he perpetrated this violence against a woman he knew. Would Sen. Tom Young still be praying for this ass hat if he had assaulted a stranger? I think not.

Starzzzzz! Starzzzz! Starzzzz!

Wha? How is that story relevant?

I think the answer is ‘Merica-Freedom-Jesus-’Merica-great-again?

I love her so much. She’s my favorite winner and contestant.

No need to worry. If there’s a threatened impeachment, Trump will impose martial law so there’s a snowball’s chance Pence would ever see the presidency. Oh, shit, that’s not comforting at all come to think of it...

Yeah I don’t think Donald Trump is capable of loving any woman. For Donald every woman’s a piece-side or otherwise. I do think he loves (or his semblance of loves) three of his kids but more in that ‘carry on my legacy’ kind of way. His legacy just didn’t need a fourth kid so he’s like, meh...

I wondered as well...isn’t this fraud? I had read the exec in charge of this program recently received millions in payout so probably not?

Love my non-profit credit union. It’s a whole other world over here!

Badly sewn Satan you say? Bwa ha haha!

Why did she have reflective tape on her nylon sleeves? If a man had reflective tape on the nylon sleeves of his 1992 bolero jacket, I’d question that too.