The new New Pornos album, Whiteout Conditions. It's the rare album that I liked on my first listen and it's only grown on me since. I get to see them in concert tonight too, so bonus.

Now I feel terrible. You're a fine writer and this is a good article. Happy holidays.

Vago = a poor man's O'Neal

Go look at Reddit for a few minutes.

Hilarious! It's tough not to respect David Eckstein.

Watch out for Todd, Apple. 

This article is pure genius from start to finish. Well done!

How about Tool, with their once every five or six years album release schedule. It hurts. 

This is easy: Bone Machine and Break My Body off of The Pixie's legendary Surfer Rosa. 

David Milch is gnashing his teeth.

David Milch is gnashing his teeth.

What a dick. Way to make Justin Bieber of all people look sympathetic. I love the part in his rant where he whines "I've been at this since 1988." 

What a dick. Way to make Justin Bieber of all people look sympathetic. I love the part in his rant where he whines "I've been at this since 1988." 

Isn't there a nice shot of Portman's t&a in this movie?

Isn't there a nice shot of Portman's t&a in this movie?

I just threw up in my mouth. Not a little, like a whole mess of puke with chunks of egg mcmuffin in it. Yikes.

I just threw up in my mouth. Not a little, like a whole mess of puke with chunks of egg mcmuffin in it. Yikes.

If it fits, I sits…

If it fits, I sits…

Can someone condense all of the MLP nudity into one clip so I don't have to watch the whole series to keep seeing her naked? Humanity will thank you!