I feel this is an obligatory celebratory requirement:

This is still, hands-down, one of the best music videos ever made. Electricity-shooting guitars? Check! Digital flames? Double check! A gigantic space octopus violating a horseshoe-crab-shaped starship? Check, check, check!

“Waffles, man!” “Nuh-uh! Hot Waffles, man!”

Going through my old tape (yes, tape) carry-case (they’re all still in pretty good condition, except the Aerosmith ones) from the Nineties, these are the ones I haven’t really heard from, recently:

Well, they get right to the point in the title, don’t they? Used to be, back in the day, they actually tried some wordplay and innuendo, plus a little alliteration thrown in for good measure. But, eh, who has time for that now?

Ah, I obviously misused the word; my bad. I was just annoyed by all the verbal grooming and promoting. No issues with what you posted, as I appreciate that you pointed out where the action actually happens. Thanks!

Yeah, he is a really annoying snod, isn’t he?

Lightning In a Corset will, hence forth, be the new name of my all-drag glam metal band. Thank you, Torch.

Sing it with me:

He doesn’t even do “The Claw” right! Jeez!

Oh yeah! Love the old Coffman starters! I’ll see your E.E. Canberra and raise you one DeHavilland Venom! Cheers!

Ah, well said, JoeBryant! That is a beaut!

Seriously, though, No. 1 - Pratt & Whitney J-58:

Aye, such a tragedy. *Lifts a finger of Talisker in her honor*

Dammit, Buzz! You beat me to it! *Shakes fist*

Tachi’s Top 5 Start-Up Sounds:

No. 5 - Junkers L5

Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase:

Yep, we survived the Nineties, man.

Well done. You get a Clapping Riker!

Dear Navy,