Pro tip: They die inside, if you ignore them.

He looks happy as fuck and I’d hate to ruin his day.

So when white, cultist polygamists and their multitude of sister-wives and cousin-kids in magic undies take up residence in another country and are murdered, the United States offers to wage war on their behalf?

Being snarky about Macaulay Culkin’s childhood is a pretty bad look. He got chewed up as a child star and had an abusive father who stole a lot if his money. He’s also dealt with drug problems, but let’s be sarcastic about how hard he’s had it. I’m just glad he seems to be doing relatively well these days.

Unrelated to your reply, but here’s your terrible middle school joke for the night...

Three guys walk into a bar. You’d think that the third guy would have ducked.

Parsley helps promote good digestion and is also good at freshening your breath. Now what has sage ever done for you? 

Oh god my only thought reading that was “Donny JR is probably coming in his pants to finally have public approval from Daddy” and nothing about how illegal it is.

Fuck parsley.  It’s the venture capitalist of herbs; just sitting there on the plate, not doing shit or adding any value, but content to take credit for the work of the meat and potatoes under the guise of “classing it up.”

I don’t know, to the best of my knowledge, a man named Michael Esposito...I don’t like him using my name to build his consulting company, or whatever. Please advise his clients and Administration officials accordingly.

Except parsley, that bastard.

Also in the “Trump likes sports” bit, he flew up to MSG for a UFC event this weekend and took some Congressman with him and his 2 sons. They were booed there as well. The RNC put up the money for the billionaire to do this. So the RNC can pay for this, but they, and his campaign, can’t pay their security bills he is…

I’d settle for a food site that could tell me what to do with Herbs…

He also stands up for union labor.

I really wish there was some sort of sports and politics combo to discuss this madness further! Or one take on it on the sports page, and another on the politics page!

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

Something feels extremely old about it in addition to it being so new and fancy I have no idea what is going on.

I’m on Discord. I have never felt so old. I no longer know how the internet works.

🌿 Jim Spanfeller’s 🌿 months-long campaign of sabotage against the kinjaverse, his constant attempts to bully staff, his constant and concerted union-busting efforts, the murder of Splinter News (ahead of election) the woodchippering of Deadspin (on the eve of the World Series finale) - his henious actions have not…