Congratulations, Jim! I don’t like sports but I would read Deadspin. I don’t like cars but I would read Jalopnik. I’m not American, but I checked Splinter dozens of times a day.

This American Life did a segment on hell houses, back in 2002. The one thing I remember is that all the “actors” (who were from the local christian youth group) wanted to play the horrible sinners and demons. Nobody wanted to play the “good guys.” I guess they thought this was their big chance to sin virtuously?…

This was always my second favorite Gawker site after Deadspin, and since they disabled comments over there and I have a feeling they’ll be coming for you all too since this site has so much awful awful dreadful politics on it, I just wanna say how wonderful what you’ve done for all these years is, and how amazing it’s…

Hope springs eternal.

30 hit me like a ton of bricks, but he still looks decades older than me.

A reminder: While Rigor Mortis Mitch is old enough to be trying to dodge the reaper’s blade, and Trump isn’t much younger, Stephen Miller is 34 Gregorian years old.

I was able to sequence certain isotopes and discovered the origins of the biofilm comes directly from G/O Media Leadership.  

The twins, Finn and Rey. Brother and sister from the same litter.

I take a lot of pictures of my cats (and I have a lot of cats) but not seven each day. There are whole days when I don’t take a single photo of a cat. But when I do take photos, boy are there photos.

Spice agrees: I should be taking many pictures of her.

Kisa

I just figured out that I don’t take nearly enough photos of these two. 

2 out of 3 of my beasties

Hey! I recognize you. And as an Internet Neighbor who’s been following your news for a while, you are not screwing up your daughter. You have done your level best to be a supportive, positive presence, and you are also a normal human person who will inevitably experience challenges with showing up for the kid you love…

Then hold onto your hat, because you’re about to be fascinated by the revelatory field of psychology and neuroscience known as “attachment theory”.

I’m estimating here, but something like 70% of these celebrities dressed up like...other celebrities? Really? I suppose I have to wait for our patron saint of Halloween, H. Klum to show up this tepid cluster of nothingness.

These kinds of videos are almost worse to watch than the ones of just violence. People who are in the right completely who still get brutalized and humiliated simply for standing up for their rights.