That is one of my only complaints from Sun/Moon and Ultra. They didn’t even need to add new cafes, they could have just given you a level option at the battle buffet that unlocked as you completed trials, or added some higher level options to the pretend gym. Doing those with the RotoXP boost from Ultra would have…

What part of the Pokemon formula did you think they “fucked with” so bad for Sun/Moon? The part where routes aren’t just straight lines? Swapping gyms out with stuff that’s actually new (though honestly fairly similar)? Adding ride Pokemon to replace HMs? It is still a Pokemon game.

Back before all this mess and Trump was starting to become a pop culture thing again (like 2006 I think) there was a stand-up who had a great bit about Trump. Basically he pointed out that Trump is like what a 1920's era hobo imagines a rich man’s life would be like.
“I’ll build giant towers outa gold and put my name…

You’re right. His platform is basically “I’m going to basically do Republican stuff without rocking the boat as much as Trump did. You need to vote for me because Trump is so terrible he’ll keep tanking the stock market or he might actually push people to elect someone who’ll change things!”
His slogan should be “I…

Not simply content with cancelling video games, Jason Schreier is now going to cancel video game stores.

Damn...you beat me to it.

I legitimately think that if they told him Oliver Stone wants to shoot a biopic about him but needs him to actually turn on Trump for a dramatic 3rd act opener, he’d tell everything without hesitation.
I mean we might also have to offer him some bullshit EP credit and pretend like he has input in the casting, but I…

As long as you give him proper lighting, a full make-up team, an audience, and top billing he’ll sing like Ethal Merman.

I’m just old enough that I remember the conservatives of the 90's construing Chelsea’s mere presence at any function was being treated as some sort of unofficial position that they were giving her and how furious people were at the time because of it.

Look at images of him from the 80s. His hair was dark and in a pretty standard rich douchebag style. He started dying and style his hair to look like his mom in the 2000s. FYI his mom died in 2000.

The wall is really the only thing I think he wants because it is all he understands as an accomplishment for his life. A big structure that has his name attached to it that he can say is “his.” I bet if someone explained that the “smart wall” will have no physical structure he can claim as some kind of monument, he…

Yeah I just had some mega-stuff (which is two layers of double stuff, they even separate right down the middle) and they were hard to eat. There was too much sweetness (god damn I’m old...) overwhelming the chocolate part. Upside I could only eat like 2 cookies at a time, but it just wasn’t enjoyable.

Jez is reporting this the same way other news outlets are reporting it. This is effectively a summary of multiple other articles on the issue (and links to those articles) so the writer is using the same language that those articles are using. This is also the language being used by those opposing the law because they…

Don’t encourage him.

They are deeply terrified that they currently only have almost all of the power, and want to go back to a simpler time when they had all the power.

Its all a TV show to him, so he’d declare one even without the power to do so and his base would holler and shout about the evil libs interfering.

It sounds like he’s legitimately distraught over this because in his mind (and many rightwingers) this one loss is like a fullscale surrender to Pelosi. People like Trump spend their whole lives and a shitload of money insulating themselves from as much pain as possible, including the pain of hearing “no” and the pain…

Yeah just wait on average 3 months for them to quit and they’ll be more than happy to help you publicly bash GS

But think of all the Funko-Pop figurines you could buy with that! I mean they take up like 30% of the shelf and floorspace at most Gamestops now, so they surely have something unique and interesting....right?

While this is still a terrible thing, and I won’t even remotely pretend that Japan doesn’t have some pretty terrible laws regarding LGBTQ people, the law isn’t written exactly as “If you’re trans we’re going to sterilize you.” It is written as“for us to recognize you as a new gender you must be have undergone total…