You know what I want? Some sort of big red button a judge or commentor can smack to make some random item or items spawn. Hell I’d like that in the home version.

While you’re there you can tell Ice-T he’s famous with suburban moms and grandmas and Ice Cube that he’s a mainstream comedy and action actor.

Minnesota is the passive-aggressive capital of the nation. Even some people who don’t like Omar up here have talked about how turned off they are by the direct and nasty attacks against her. Up here, being overtly mean to someone is just not the appropriate way to handle someone you don’t like.

There are few games that made me go “This would have been a great story if they’d told it properly” the way XV did. So much of it felt like a story written like a freaking homebrew D&D campaign where the GM keeps coming up with new ideas halfway through the campaign and starts tacking stuff on instead of having it…

Having grown up in Indiana but leaving after high school, I always try to explain to people here in Minnesota what Indiana was like. The best thing I can tell people is that I have never been anywhere that wishes it had been part of the Confederacy more than Indiana.

Kirby could make that shit work.

Oh yeah it is a crazy thing down here. The whole concept that “I have free money to blow on something crazy like ATVs or bigger TVs” is pretty heavily ingrained. I know some people that are super in to having a big return even though they’re smart enough to know that if they just had stuff withheld properly and saved…

Is he still pissed that you ran off after MB was on that “Brady Variety Hour” bullshit? Because I think you really made the right career move.

Man I can’t think of that many people who’s act aged so badly so quickly. I mean he went from being so damn big to the butt of every joke in no time fast. Usually people have to wait until their original fans age out of their comedy, and then they’re usually just forgotten about.

And while they’re at it, they should stop making Barry act like freaking Wally. I love Wally, he was the only Flash when I was growing up, and I’m really tired of seeing Barry just being “Wally but not quite as fun.”

You know, if I heard a story about parents freaking out over a “Rainbow Brite Slumber Party” I’d bet my life savings it was going to be a homophobic thing.

“I used to get 2 dice per turn, but now I have to roll 1 per turn like everyone else. Discrimination!”

Yeah if he’d just bought a couple yellow orbs or even just a green star he’d have been fine.

You can just imagine Trish and Lady, miles away and unable to see any of that, having to just stop and sigh because they just have a 6th sense when Dante does something so amazingly dorky. 

Honestly this is the weird kind of shit people don’t forgive. Like the article says, it isn’t the crime itself, but her image now being attached to the “spoiled liberal hollywood elite” concept.

It is so bad that it is hard to riff on. It is just that painful. I’ve been told that people who have 0 idea about anything related to Dragonball can usually watch it and enjoy mocking it, but if you know anything at all about DB then it is just so damn painful.

Did you see Speed Racer? That’s what being on drugs is like.

We can bury what’s left of him next to the guy who kicked off the bloom craze back in mid ‘00s.

Those are always so fun. Especially the ones who go out and buy the shit in massive quantities just to destroy.

I thought that screenshot was Skyward Sword for a second there. There’s plenty to criticize in that game, but I thought the style and aesthetics in it were great.