The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Missed opportunity.

um wow Virginia smh

I’ve been known to cook and freeze meat for later use, not sure I see the issue here!

every coach from a mid-major on up is cheating...

few examples of the April-October routine: EDIT: Don’t know why the images are showing up multiple times. I guess Kinja?

As an atheist, I’d be better off if you stopped giving the rest of us a bad name.

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you get a legendary brand, automatic time proven movement and a fantastic easy to read face for about $50. Dress it up in leather, dress it down in a Nato strap. I’ve owned my Seiko 5 for about a year and…

I nominate the Seiko 5 SNK809, this is a 21 jewels automatic Japanese movement for at around $50. That’s right you…

Two good choices. I offer up Big Trouble in Little China as another.

Word to your forefathers.

I see. It’s interesting how Jalopnik can swing from modern slang to archaic text in less time than it takes to say “Mayflower Compact”.