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“I just walked by a grocery store with a sign in the window saying they would be open until 6:30 p.m. on Christmas.”

Despite all your words, I will still pronounce it how it should be pronounced:

Was there a trampling? Man, I hope there was a trampling.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

You walk into a cat house and you know it right away: A crazy person lives here. No amount of vacuuming,

I feel closer to you right now than anyone I've ever known. YOU KNOW MY PAIN.

Sorry, but is he wearing Vans? Did he skate to the courthouse?