“I just walked by a grocery store with a sign in the window saying they would be open until 6:30 p.m. on Christmas.”
“I just walked by a grocery store with a sign in the window saying they would be open until 6:30 p.m. on Christmas.”
Despite all your words, I will still pronounce it how it should be pronounced:
First things first. “HitchBOT,” for all practical purposes, was a garbage can with an iPhone in it. It could not…
Was there a trampling? Man, I hope there was a trampling.
Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.
You walk into a cat house and you know it right away: A crazy person lives here. No amount of vacuuming,…
I feel closer to you right now than anyone I've ever known. YOU KNOW MY PAIN.
Sorry, but is he wearing Vans? Did he skate to the courthouse?