tableleghamdog
tableleghamdog
tableleghamdog

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Browns are putting the 0-16 in 2016.

“I think we’ve lost who we are.”
“Who are you?”
“We’re the Boston Red Sox.”
“[whispers] I think we need to sit Cam out.”

The real mystery here isn’t how EA could make such a simple mistake, but how did Sunderland win their opening 3 games?

Congrats to the thief who returned the jersey, who is now just a piece of shit and not the biggest piece of shit in the history of Florida.

Roger Goodell is the dude that ruins a good porn by groaning louder than the woman the entire time.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Never change, NFL.

“Cause, I gotta tell ya, I’m gonna claim ignorance on this.”

+1 for the gif

“I’ve paid my dues, I deserve this. No one will notice.” - Chris Hassel dropping acid the morning of his Goal Line debut.

Sucks, getting Hassel-ed by a chair like that.

It’s easy to make these kind of mistakes.

Meanwhile, in football...Gimmy Jaroppolo has given the Patriots a Dutch town.

Who guzzles milk so he’ll grow tall?

WORLDSTAR!!! WooooooRLDSTAAAAARRRRRR!!!

Like, not to overexplain, but check the eye level, just staring at this idiot's face paint instead of bothering to meet eyes.

Nothing good can happen to you while wearing an airbrushed shirt, nothing.