They should at least get to be animal sanctuary hang out pals with Jon Stewart and his wife, whose name I will look up.

Why oh why would you pick “Happily Ever Esther” when you have “Happily Esther After” at your fingertips??

Well, I wouldn’t now. But I did at 15. And I think it’s important to point out that friends do these things. Not monsters in the night, but people we know and like.

Is he a friggin cartoon character? Are those even real facial expressions?

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Red Velvet Cake is a chocolate lie.

Colder than a January night in Vilnius.

OMG you are missing out on something good. Pickled beets do not taste anything like regular beets. Rainbow beets are pretty! It has goat cheese! And pecans! I feel really strongly about this salad!

Considering all the other things toddlers are willing to put in their mouths, I don’t think I do.

Did he just pull a “Do you know who I am?” when his “claim to fame” is killing an unarmed black teenager?

This is just an elaborate pedophile ring. Period. I’d be more eloquent if I wasn’t so pissed. Some things make you want to surrender your sight and hearing for a while.

......call Randilynn.......Ms. isFindilynn is expert at unpacking cumbersome valises......

Look, I’m no rocket surgeon, but I don’t think the events occurred exactly the way these folks are telling it.

There is so much WTF-ery in this story, that it's difficult to unpack.

Okay, let’s go over this once more:

She is mediocre because a 3.5 whatever GPA and an 1180 (on someone said the 2400 point version) IS mediocre.

This is the part that gets me/Jia’s line about still feeling lucky when she got into colleges. I was a stellar student (cum laude, with extracurriculars, near-perfect scores, etc.) at the best private prep school in my largeish city, and I still felt 110% blessed when I got in anywhere—deeply grateful, and also,…

I interview for my alma mater. A parent of high school aged kids told me: “I can’t believe your rejection rates for a 3.3 student”

Given all that, I’m a little bummed she only shot him in the foot.