The ongoing and incidental promotion of Party City gives me lyfe, Joan.

I’m literally clutching my face, crying. I always thought what I needed in life was my mother's approval, but what I genuinely craved was a compliment involving Gawker and my ability to gossip. All the love 💖

This was the best, no mercy given gossip rundown on Jez since the Gawker days. Just fierce and sensational!

Ah, thank you so much! Glad it had the intended effects 💖

Ok, this was a journey I didn’t want to end.

Absolutely agree. It’s like accusing a model of wanting to get her picture taken or a reality tv personality of trying to get on camera. It's their job description!

Jaexen is going to be so sad when he reads this in 22 years.

My only dream in life is to play with Adam Driver’s hair, and then curl up and nap like a cat on one of his massive pecs.

Seconded on Dave’s Killer Bread. Good Seed makes the best PB&J in the universe. 

Green Book’s Golden-Globe winning co-screenwriter Nick Vallelonga is in the public hot seat as well; after an Islamophobic tweet of his from November 2015 resurfaced, he deleted his Twitter account.

To me, the Farrelly apology seems genuine. Everybody has done stupid shit they regret. Most of us weren’t that stupid but at the very least he recognizes that it was an idiotic thing to do 20 years ago.

If we find out he’s still doing it, that’s another story

But who is doing Slimfast Keto?

LOL to all of this but ESPECIALLY the “Guess who’s doing Slimfast keto” in the corner of every magazine, haaaahahaha

AOC and everything she represents is the most hopeful thing we have in these dark days. 

“I am not the type of person who would ever do something like this.”

Yep. Reluctantly, I’ll have to admit she at least attempted learning and growth, even if it was all so very public and centering.

Yeah it’s weird to find oneself on the Lena side of a debate. 

To be fair, though, it sounds like Konner is actually even worse, based on the context. Not that that sort of incrementalism matters, when you’re already down a pit toilet.

Given what we know now, no one should be on speaking terms with Lena Dunham.

I checked Instagram this morning and was like, “The fuck is this??”