In all of the reboots happening, can we PLEASE bring back Pop-up Video.

Thank you, Bobby. I fucken love Jewel.

I’m just confused by that picture because if you had told me she was 20 and he was 12, I’d have totally believed it.

I am genuinely horrified that anyone is covering who a goddamn 13-year-old is “dating.”

That was my favorite Good Place thing of the week... until I learned that Manny Jacinto was at Saturday’s Jaguars game.

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Develop it into condos for Trump supporters and you’d have a literal basket of deplorables.

Right. The point is that he’s dumb.

Stupid, Groping Dude: “I know! I’ll shame her by giving her a coin with a famous woman on it! Derp, derp.”

Speaking of Fred Armisen, I was really expecting there to be new accusations about him coming out.

We just need John Oliver to host future Presidential debates.

I want someone to grill Trump like this so bad. I know he will just blumble and flumble but I still want someone to sit down and hold him accountable for every shitty stupid thing he’s ever done, said or tweeted.

Thank you John Oliver, for being courageous. There are interviewers out there who won’t even stand up to a pedophile or the president who supports him and I can’t wait for you to interview Trump, any Trump, any Trump at all (through blood or through marriage).

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

Generally, I hate a lot of different kinds of people. But these anti-vax/anti-med shit heads are some of the fucking worst. Like if you put this woman and Richard Spencer next to each other I’d have a hard time deciding who to punch first.

When people say “We survived Reagan, you’ll survive Trump” I like to remind them of the Reagan-led genocide of (primarily) gay men. So no...fuck you. We did not all survive Reagan. My generation (and some of the Boomers) lost the best and brightest of us all and we’ve never recovered from that loss.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

“slicked back hair thing...especially bad on blondes.”

I really hope she’s read some of the comments on these columns. I like to think her crew were reading them and genuinely enjoyed them.

She doesn’t deserve a tie.