10/10 would watch.

Now I’m imagining a British constable finger puppet with an animated series:

Well, this Ms. Blankenship was “Queen of Perversion” but definitely not a fuckgirl.

MY CONTROL COLLAR IS MALFUNCTIONING BEEP BOOP

sorry but I'm just staring at Nicki in that pic.

People always look at me when I mention him as my celebrity crush over the other popular options right now....can't help.

he kind of nailed it. he was like welp this is going to go to shit v quickly.

Dear Seth Rogen,

it was already done before TARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is my question about LC's instagram. Does she have an "LC by Lauren Conrad Instagram Filter"? Where is she hanging out that the lighting is always like that? Is her entire life made of chiffon? Does she actually live inside of a flower? How much time does she spend posing lipsticks and fabric swatches for…

Seriously. what the...?

Getting the kids riled up right before bed is actually a dickhead thing.

She probably swore all of the guests to secrecy so she could write a blog post about it. If I were LC, that's what I would do.

"We are divided down a very mom-dad [line]," Garner told Jimmy Fallon in April. "If it has to do with making food, or [doing] homework or anything that has to do with actually functioning — sorry it's true — that's a mom thing. And then coming in just as you're getting them to bed and picking them up by their…

Baby prostitute should be her stage name.

Vote #1 Aisha Tyler. For EVERYTHING.

I really feel like The Tonight Show is a huge step down for Colbert. He's able to do some really cool stuff on the Colbert Show and it sucks he's taken a position where we lose that amazing persona and gain a toothless version of his comedy. I don't like it at all.

What I'm most fascinated by — and this is not to downplay Sarkeesian's plight at all — is the men who are due to show up here to talk shit to us: about Sarkeesian, about whatever. (By way of example) I don't seek out pro-lifers to troll them, as I know that it will only serve their perverse sense of righteousness. And…

rosé emergencé

When I was in middle school, debating which of the Disney Princes was most fuckable was our favorite pasttime.