Does she have a bit of a lisp? "Horses made of stickths"?

Maybe that's what I find annoying about her. She's like, robotic. I can never relate to her because she seems so disconnected.

I'll probably get attacked for hating on Queen Beyonce, but don't fuck with the original. That sounded like shit.

That knee thing may be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in a tabloid and that is a really, REALLY high bar. Or low, as it were.

I love Colin Firth too much to watch him creep on Emma Stone. I'll be skipping this one.

REALLY? It should read "Red, WEED and Blue" this is going to bother me all day

or maybe the income and assistants also

I wish I had been there to watch them discover this and then completely panic and frantically try to put things back in order.

her boyfriend Wesley (DIFFERENT WESLEY)

Lindy, I don't know what crimes against humanity you are serving penance for by writing the "I Watched So You Don't Have To" series, but it is just the fucking best.

I bawl my eyes out once we see the feather in the beginning.

Did he actually do that joke in one of his appearances or is this a new thing where we throw up a screencap of Jebidiah and then say something mean about a movie in his style? Because if it's the latter I am ON BOARD.

SSSHHHH JUST LET ME HATE JENNAY

The best thing to come out of this film:

"You know which character in Forrest Gump I envy? Lieutenant Dan's legs. Because they got to leave early."

"LIEUTENANT DAN LOVES SOCKS. This becomes a tragic irony later."

I'm sorry