This is the first 'frivolous' Jezebel post that I've absolutely loved. Well done. :)

Nicholas Cage and Earthlings.

oversight ALERT :

You have to understand, the FROYO places are bars for tweens.

It's savory pie. There's cheese involved.

Yes! I hate zombie talk sososososososo much. It's so boring and sad to watch a bunch of 40 year olds spend all their free time devising strategies to outrun imaginary monsters when they have put absolutely no time into devising, say, their retirement plan. It's all the evidence that you need that there are absolutely…

Oh Jesus fuck, does that say "crack pie"? I am so freaking over assholes thinking they are clever by naming their pie/dip/snack mix/pussy "crack" like it's something clever, funny, or original. And if you call every thing crack, then what is it?? I have had at least 4 different kinds of crack dip in my life, and they…

Now if we can just get this insufferable, and inexplicably popular, zombie craze to go away, that'ld be perfect.

This changes nothing, I still fucking love cupcakes. So easy to bake, so goddamn delicious.

Also not really the appropriate time to be excited you got a twitter mention.

This is my favorite game!

Found one!

Searching for stock photos is hands down my favorite part of my job. Thinkstock is absolutely hilarious.

Birth control:

I want to see the behind-the-scenes of these photoshoots.

I love stock photos. Lunacy abounds.

If you watch this anime expecting some weird Super Version of the original, you are not watching it properly. This is meant to be more like the manga. It succeeds amazingly at doing this.

Don't feel embarrassed by assuming the best. Just don't.

This guy is an EPIC piece of shit. I hope they throw the book at this guy. This is when the death penalty should come into play

I think it should be legal to put your children down,