That gif sums up so much!

Being childfree does not make you selfish. Repeat 1,000 times.

Let's stop using the word "selfish" to describe people without children, forever. It is NOT selfish to focus on bettering yourself and live the life you dream of.

This is why SCOTUS should have term limits.

This exactly. It's my favorite food show hosted by one of my least-favorite humans. He's like Smash Mouth lyrics that have come to life.

I agree. The show does feature a lot of cool places and food. Curse Food Network for hiring him as the host!

I LOVE the restaurants and cities profiled on DDD. I HATE him with the white hot power of a thousand suns. It really is too bad he'll never not do that show.

Is he holding skewers of tacquitos inbetween his fingers like some sort of bleach blond Wolverine from culinary hell?! I always think I can't hate him anymore than I already do, but every time I see his stupid face, the hateometer shoots up 10 points.

A friend once brought a 9" round boston creme cake to a party I was throwing. When it wound up uneaten at the end of the night, she bet a drunken me that I couldn't wake up at 7 the next morning, meet her at the coffee shop across the street, and finish the whole thing in an hour. I took that bet. My hangover the…

Wow. She is wildly out of proportion.

Also, screw you all. Everyone knows that Portia De Rossi has THE best hair ever.

See, here's the thing- I actually love Margaret Cho and Roseanne. I specifically hate Handler because she's consistently a racist piece of crap.

That's BS. Somehow my four children learned with a firm NO and a smack on the hand that hitting mommy is something you don't do. And they didn't turn out to be angry little abusive assholes, either.

" He calls it his "Bang Box," and brings it with him when he is out drinking with friends. (In my fantasy world, this box definitely exists and it plays "Your Body Is a Wonderland" when opened)."~ Just the best thing I've read all week.

Every single example photo looks amazing to me. There is nothing in fashion I can't find some way to like. Don't trust me, though, because Claudia Kishi is my style role model.

I live in California and a proud Los Angelino. The era with the worst fashion was the late 90's. Thanks to Britney Spears and second Pop revolution, baby T's and low rise jeans were no one's friend. I don't have any pictures of me during that era because there was NOTHING that fit me well. A girl with big boobs…

Yeah, I don't know, this sort of seems like one of those things like where, really, you have to exclude the obvious answer for this to be a fair contest. It's the 70's. It just is.

Oh no, English muffins make for perfect mini grilled sandwiches. They get a great crust.

He thought Ted was a good movie. O_O

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I've heard that a lot of the bad reviews about it (penned by mostly male critics), not only missed the rape metaphor but decided the whole reason she went "bad" was based on rejection. She becomes the crazy scorned ex who takes her jealousies out on the dude's kid. Apparently, being…