Do you think it's really too much to ask, Dodai, that Beyoncé at least cracks the door when her bodyguard is in the room? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM STEREOTYPICAL TV DADS!?????

And the owners should be fined to fuck and banned from owning any other pets.

Bill Nye is the tenured professor you had an inappropriate crush on in first year. Le sigh.

Part of me is like, People, leave your damn cats in peace and stop making them into Internet memes. The other part of me is like, Jam on it, Keyboard Cat, yeah!!! (The latter half is winning out. Rock on Keyboard Cat!!!)

No prob. It also crossed my mind that that would be too weird to write, but then went with it anyway :)

He is SO handsome! I thought that and then was all "that is too weird to write." Thank you for validating me.

She looks like she's about to poop on her kid's head.

Who reads these books?

I was v. disappointed that we did not see any schlong in the scene with Dany and then in the very next scene, there were titties galore. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DEMAND EQUALITY

OH GOD R I BAWL EVERYTIME!

As a huge Starlights fangirl, I'm doing my best over here to not cry.

The end of Sailor Moon R makes me a little weepy everytime. Usagi is just so EARNEST about saving everyone!

TAKE IT BACK. PRETTY GAURDIAN SAILOR MOON IS THE SHIT.

I saw the trailer yesterday and almost started crying. Sailor Moon was such a big part of my childhood.

Or a "social experiment." Those were very popular whenever anyone got caught in a lie on LiveJournal in the mid 2000s.

Did you find out why they call it Flatizza instead of just pizza? It's not as though normal pizzas are spherical.

I am eternally grateful to Chipotle for existing in parts of this country where the only other dining options are of the Chili's or Applebee's variety.

I don't know why people get upset about stuff like this. I got the email. I barely glanced at it, deleted, and moved on. I've seen posts where people were outraged!!!1! and insulted, though. Wtf?