must.not.awaken.feelings

That poor cat. "TOO. MUCH. LOVE. STAHP."

PERFECT BLUE SO GOOD

Seriously. I actually wish I had seen that.

OMG I know how you feel. Yesterday some of my salad dressing flew off my fork and landed on my laptop screen. Fuck this place.

Yesterday I cut my finger on the foil container housing my cheese fries and I really could use a compassion day off today :(

You can get compassion leave for a bad breakup in England? I could have used that in my 20s.

First of all, Lily Allen, you're an asshole.

In america you are not respected if you do not like beer.

There is cider shame? It's the only thing I like besides fancy cocktails that get me drunk too fast!

All I have to add is this:

1 pint of cider + 1 shot of Fireball = amazing, especially in autumn.

The bestest.

He uses dental tools to prepare the burrito. I wonder if he's a dentist or hygienist.

I was going to say that this video is all I ever need in my life. But then I saw that the title was "Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos - Episode 1" and now I know that I have so much more to live for.

I hate hamsters and was like yeah whatever hamster pfft then the first hamster stuck a tiny burrito in his cheekpouch and D'AWWWW

I want a big burrito (for me), a tiny hamster (also for me) and a knife so I can cut him a little piece and we can share.

This video has done the impossible. I enjoyed watching rodents. Amazing. Still chuckling.

This is truly what the internet was made for.