My only gripe with the movie was that it needed 25x more Kitty Pong. But I am thankful that Constance Wu actually made me give a crap about Rachel, which Kwan didn’t succeed as well with in the book. 

“I Could If I Wanted To,” too! Greg is a powerhouse. Sniffle.

Yep, I will absolutely finish it; as Dalismoustache pointed out, on its worst day it’s 10 times better than almost everything else.

Can we take a moment out of talking about how awful NPH is and bask in how lucky we are to be alive right now with Rachel Bloom? I just discovered Crazy Ex-Girlfriend a couple of months ago and I’ve been catching up every single night since. Even if the 3rd season isn’t living up to the first 2, it’s still brilliant…

Really hoping for a Forgetting Sarah Marshall situation to develop.

This is 100% the only reboot 2018 actually needs.

Your reference to Mickey Mouse’s Picnic, the most beloved Little Golden Book of my life, made me clutch my heart and an invisible strand of pearls. Bless you, you have made this day my favorite.

I can’t read Barf Bag because I will actually barf, but I so miss Midweek Madness and Shade Court, and now I feel as though I have nothing to look forward to, which makes it the most on brand end to 2017 imaginable.

SAME.

Oh my god as a day-job-having writer who’s pretty much stopped inviting people to readings, this makes me ugly cry like nothing else.

Chella’s Eyebrow Cream changed everything in my life. It’s an angled brush on one end, and a gel/cream formula on the other that just glides onto your brows and looks on point even when I’m hungover or don’t have my contacts in. I’ve done pencils, fancy brow sticks from MAC, gel pots, the works, but nothing is as good…

I was doing Sephora Play, Birchbox, BoxyCharm, Glossybox AND Ipsy at the beginning of the year (because I swore I was going to blog about it), and after a few blogs I felt like I was going to break out in hives because my counter and purse were full of things I couldn’t use with sensitive skin, wouldn’t want to use…

The Leftovers. Never forget The Leftovers.

I’m on Weight Watchers right now, and it’s working really well for me. I need sine level of accountability to stick to it. I’ll ignore an app forever. I’m sure there’s easier/cheaper ways to lose weight, but this has been the best for me and I’m happy to just feel a little healthier. I hope the option remains.

I’m in that special! Waving a sign. With my ex-best friend. Oh those are some bittersweet DVD pauses.

Sorry error,

I worked at Frederick’s for about two years while I was in college, after a year at vastly inferior Victoria’s Secret. I think it got a bad rep as tacky and skanky, when really it was inclusive and fun. We carried a range of sizes from AA-F in bras and even plus sizes in the more outrageous lingerie, like the corsets…

I take umbrage with the Platinum hate! It took me 2 years to get this shade with a great stylist and skin that doesn't tan. I'll never go back, because it works for me... Though being "on trend" makes me want a giant hat. Now.

I got the brand as a Christmas present for my husband last year. Here it is marking the butt of a chicken we hickory smoked. Served on a Halloween plate (it wasn't October).

Jesus Fuck. He was just caught in my suburb south of Portland.