They look exactly like the bouquets they sell at Safeway next to the grapes. They're about as unique as a Walgreen's anchoring a strip mall.

Me too! And comedy? The only laughs I have are when Cashew appears.

I don't know how it escaped 99% of people who would love it.

Jennay is an absurdly complicated Claire Underwood scheme to funnel Bubba Gump profits into shady presidency-snatching deals. Says the fanfic that won't stop drafting itself in my head now.

The music, the feather. I can't handle it. And haven't been able to since I was 9.

Seconded! I don't care how basic you call me. I will drive two hours for my favorite cupcake (which is what I did with my new hybrid on Sunday).

Sprinkles is delicious, and doesn't have the too much frosting towers of other bakeries. I'm riding the cupcake train until it rolls around into Ironic Retroland again. See you haters then.

Somehow, some way, we carry on. As best as we can.

Yep, my first ex used to send a mass email to all the girls he'd slept with, each Valentine's Day, with a "special" note in it for each of them. Then when he got engaged he sent out a message that he wouldn't be "sending his valentine letter anymore." Maybe he was Adam Levine.

I imagine it's a similar path as The Learning Channel's metamorphosis to TLC.

Full-on ugly cry yesterday watching this. Not sorry.

The Miley Cyrus one is my favorite only because it means that Perfect Blue came true, and wasn't just ripped off for Black Swan.

Yep, I just tried the cinna-version in the Costco Super Pack I bought last week (you guys know about the Costco Super Angry Orchard Pack, right?). No substitute.

Yes! I moved from Portland to Tucson last year and the first bar I went to served me this combo. I hate this town most of the time, but they have Refreshing Cool-Off Ideas DOWN.

Just get to 2:31! My jaw is still dropping.

Father of Kittehs vs. Mother of Dragons!

Ugh, yes. Me too. The animals are simply beyond. Absolutely nothing is sacred or safe.

Eeep. I was afraid to ask my book sources. Breath: bated.

I can handle Red Weddings, Purple Weddings, cannibal tribes, zombie ice babies, and pretty much everything else that Game of Thrones stabs us with. But I swear to Christ, if anything happens to SER Pounce, I am DONE.