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That article! Jesus Antichrist!

As someone who lives in a legal weed state, I welcome you. It’s made the past year almost tolerable.

More deets please.

Yeah, I’m pretty in love with her lumpy butt too. Gotta love any creature that sweats more than I do and has more acne too.

From my Lucille, to your Buster, much love. Heal up, MotherBoy is just around the corner.

I have a cold and have been Netflixing it in bed all day. She’s been one hell of a nurse, keeping me company and snuggling the aches away. If I can teach her to pour NyQuil shots, my life will finally have meaning.

Hmmmm, perhaps Jeremy Piven isn’t the *best* spokesperson to have right now.

Hmmmm, perhaps Jeremy Piven isn’t the *best* spokesperson to have right now.

“Let them eat Presidential M&M’s” is the new “Let them eat cake” right?

You just KNOW he has massive diarrhea right now. The stress, the pressure, the stress eating, his horrid diet in general. So in the middle of dealing with all of this, the yelling and the bullying of lawyers and staff and advisors, he’s having to take shit breaks. And he’s such a germaphobe coupled with his need for

Bravo! Sick of shitty people and their ways? Stop clicking links that support them.

I can’t deal with the news today so I’ve been taking tasteful nudes of my cat.

Nailed it. trump is a petty motherfucker. This allows him to feel like he’s dishing out some payback.

Come on, Egg! This is your chance to shine!

For fuck’s sake, I just can’t with this clown and anyone that can support him.

You’ve just described life with my cat.

Amen. Worked as a barista and bartender as I made my way through grad school. Dealt with so much shit in all three places. Figured once I scored that enlightened job in academia things would be different. They aren’t. From the misogynistic department chair to male students commenting on my looks in hopes I’ll let them

My friend perfectly described how a Sphynx cat feels. “Like a suede bag full of chicken bones and jello just out of a warm oven.”

Seattle person here and film lover. Broken Flowers played at several theaters. I saw it at both SIFF’s Uptown and at the theater in the U District that’s now a Sundance theater. Seattle has some faults, but it doesn’t lack when it comes to independent and semi independent theaters.

I have a sphynx cat, a breed that originated in Canada. That’s a legit in for citizenship, right?