WOW LIKE THE RUDEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN SAID TO ME ON JEZ WOW

i know this is random but i just found out today about rick santorum almost calling Prez Obama the n- word

Say "it's smarmy and dumb" a bunch more times and I'll bet people will start agreeing with you, bro.

there are no texas tech normals.

The Gilbert Arenas - Detroit Pistons story you tell above is why, though the NBA has never been better in my lifetime, I find basketball coverage insufferable right now: I'm sick of both sides in this "debate." Yes, the reporters you ding are insufferable and wrong. But very quickly, your own side is becoming just as…

TCHQ is cool with pigeons. They are kind of like our Air Force.

I find white male republicans gross and creepy and male obgyn's super creepy. That amount of overlap is seriously freaking me out.

Not only does Hastings represent "the meth-addled crocodile emporium that is Florida", he also holds the distinction of being the only serving congressman who is an impeached former federal judge (bribery and perjury in case you were wondering). So winners all around!

*whispers* that's what I was thinking, but vagueness is better than getting yelled at.

That is depressing.

So is Tom Coburn.

I am a born and bred Texan, and this shit is hilarious. My country ass approves this message.

I've long been in favor of abandoning Robert's Rules and turning Congress into the House of Commons.

Eww Burgess is an OB/GYN. I wish I hadn't looked that up.

there's still a a couple things...

When I turned 19, for some weird reason, I got really bad, embarrassing acne. I tried a lot of stuff, and my mama, who can be a bit crunchy told me to use coconut oil when I came back from break. I thought she was kind of crazy because oil on acne sounded like a terrible idea. But I've been using it twice daily for…

So?

The court and the individuals involved in saying "men can lactate too" should drink a glass of man milk to demonstrate it's wholesomeness.