Bless you for this

calm down, killer

why does it even matter if he's trans or not? Why does it matter how he dresses or presents himself? Why does it have to mean anything? Maybe it's just his fucking preference? My short-haired, baggy jean wearing tomboy high school self is so pissed right now. No I don't want to be a boy, I'm just fucking comfortable!

When you open your eyes during an attempt at meditation, you see what is truly inside of yourself. If you see a dog's asshole, then it is because you too are a dog's asshole. But if you see the emptiness in the center from which life flows, then you have achieved enlightenment. Also, you smell like a dog's asshole,…

I just choked on my water omg.

Increased insurance premiums, no child tax credit, no public schools or universities.

Public registry for anti-vaxxers. Just like with sex offenders, your neighbors should know who you are and Disneyland should be able to tell you you're not invited.

PRIDE: (noun) a mental state exhibited by people who presume that they speak for God.

Heh, yeah, ironically my statement would have also been considered "legitimate" 20-40 years ago by primarly Protestant Conservatives.

To be completely honest, if I were 18 years old, famous, and worth over 100 million dollars, I would probably be just as awful of a human being as Beibs

You are my kinda guy

Your mother spends every day wishing she'd swallowed.

Never not funny. (also +1 for your name)

I vote C that's a winner right there

I know a campaign director when I see one...or at least a communications director :)

Only worth it if Nancy Grace co-governs.

I wouldn't be shocked if it was untrue. He wanted to work in something heavyhanded about "heartbeats" at a very early stage of pregnancy, to highlight his Personhood bona fides. I'm surprised he didn't mention something about it reacting to pressure from the ultrasound wand or sporting an "I can feel pain and Jesus…