Cowher is a shitheel, but Kordell Stewart.

There is a part of me that wants to make a point by opening up a bakery that refuses to serve ANYONE who is in violation of ANY Biblical edict.

Except that most people who refer to themselves as “socialist” are not actually socialists; they generally do not favour a government takeover of the means of production.

The fact remains that Hillary had previously supported both DADT and DOMA.

Or the fact that years ago she spoke approvingly of building a southern border wall.

If I die in the next one minute you owe me an apology.

If you don’t mind me asking: I’ve never seen Twin Peaks before. Is it necessary to watch it from the beginning of the 90's version, or is it okay to watch just the 2017 edition?

My solution to gym jerks was to get a membership at the YMCA instead.

If I’m not mistaken most of the sugar in kombucha gets consumed by the SCOBY, so the finished drink doesn’t have inordinately high sugar content.

These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

If this were the case you’d see people in therapy as a result of their past Halloween costumes.

You’re not wrong, but at the same time it is possible to safely be around train tracks if you take appropriate cautions.

“The American government cannot administer health insurance. They cannot. Just look at original Medicare versus Medicare Advantage. Look at the VA. Our government just can’t do it. Cannot. Administratively incapable. Can’t overemphasize.”

At no point did the Obama administration have a “single payer model”.

I read this article with the intention of giving the clowns’ concerns thoughtful consideration, but then I remembered that they’re terrifying sadists.

I’m pretty sure that dentists are very well aware of the fact that everyone hates going to the dentist.

The phrase “correlation does not equal causation” was coined as a response to claims like those made in this article.

IMO, it’s not so much about bashing Hillary as it is about sending the message that maintaining a Hillary-esque predisposition won’t help the Democrats recover in 2016 and 2018.

Technically Ellaria Martell isn’t dead, she’s in prison. Is it possible that she escapes or is rescued next season? Probably not, but maybe?