Only because you refuse to think positively about the law of attraction. Open your horizons, man.

Ahhhh...that would be magnificent.

A nice thought, but then we have President Pence.

Agreed.

Does your Dad live in a swing State?

True, but that doesn’t dull the pain of the impending Trump regime.

Hi, everybody!

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

Seriously? FFS

Hahahahahahahahahaha

See also: Suzanne Somers wildly dangerous hormone bullshit.

Old-timey directors sound a lot like modern day football coaches.

Oprah also helped legitimize Jenny McCarthy’s anti-vaxx crusade.

What’s this about Oprah and Lohan? Asking because I honestly don’t know.

agreed

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

“...the best case ontario...”

Right, because it’s not like there is an enormous gray area between problematic allies and murderous cops, the Klan, and Trumpsters.

FFS I never said that, but enjoy being angry at your straw man.