Black Swan, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Ted, etc...

In my experience a lot of people mistakenly think “strident” means “principled” or “forceful”.

It makes me so incredibly happy to see POC and women asserting themselves in a manner that we have not seen for far too long.

“Don’t change.”

The rash in the main pic looks an awful lot like Miley Cyrus.

Have you guys ever heard of “Christian Pulisic”?

Who thinks tacos are sandwiches, and why aren’t they in jail?

Die Young is my fave Kesha jam.

You’re so sweet...no one has ever accused me of thinking before *swoon*.

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

Same. I live on a corner so it would be super convenient. I’d rig a taco gondola so I wouldn’t even have to leave the house.

A vote for Hillary is a vote for taco-baby on every corner.

Hahahahaha!!

We obviously need to build a yuge wall around Earth.

Weiner is clearly in the tank for Trump:

In the spirit of pre-election James Comey / FBI Twitter feed:

I don’t think that’s a legit issue until a time when AI achieves consciousness, if that ever happens.

How so? Robots cannot carry diseases as far as I know, and I’m pretty sure the robots will be thoroughly cleaned between uses.

No, just Pandora’s Mouth at this stage. The Box is phase II.

Yes.