I had no idea that her “king” is Ben Schwartz. Hahahahahahaha.

Seriously.

Whenever I see the name “Balmain” my mind first thinks “Batman”, which makes the relevant article much more fun.

Please do, and don’t worry about crediting me :)

Modern Family (Jay & Gloria)

I’m always happy to help and/or create disturbing mental images :)

My god that sounds terrible. I hope you’re feeling better and that the hallucinations never ever recur.

So true.

Thanks so much, this is great advice!!!

“petulant whiteness” is the best phrase I’ve read in a good while

I eagerly look forward to the release of your album.

Even alive I’m sure his neighbours aren’t thrilled about his smell.

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

Interesting. I have both the Nothing Manacles and Bad Juju in my vault, by I haven’t really used either. I’ll have to try them out.

I love fusion rifles. The Telesto is my go-to secondary weapon.

The good news is that if you are able to hook up with some other Guardians to grind the Forge with SIVA offerings drop pretty regularly, so you’re able to keep going more or less indefinitely.

Thanks for the tip...I really appreciate it!

In PvP do you have to win the match in order to get an Exotic? I ask because up to now I’ve been exclusively PvE, and I fucking suck at Crucible. But if I can suck and still reap some rewards I might give it a shot.

What is this First Gold Public Event business, and how do I take advantage of it?

I really hope that Bungie addresses the problems with the Archons Forge. No one is ever there, and SIVA offerings need to drop more frequently.