RIP Frank Miller, I guess?

This is probably just justifies why he labelled it as a fiasco, but I'd give Chappie the edge over Elysium because I barely remember Elysium. Chappie is grating as fuck as a character and movie but I'd rather watch Blomkamp riffing on…parenting and childhood innocence and nature vs nurture and how American cultural…

Oh…so he just killed his wife off, that's….are they still together? He and Christine Taylor IRL, I mean. That just seems like a shitty thing to do to your spouse

All hail to the king of nonsequitors!

50 Shades of motherfucking Grey
I rest my case.

"Get away from me or I am going to carve another fuck hole in your torso”
Which begs the question: Why WHY would a woman be near a fucking psycho who would say that long enough to necessitate being told to go away?!

Still doesn't explain why she was there to begin with? Did they date or something?

It is pretty hilarious (though not for Lucas Black, probably) that they had to retrofit the order of the series into this ridiculous 1,2,4,5,6,3,7 just to work around the death of a character they realized too late should have been the star to begin with. Points to Sung Kang for great achievements in Scene Stealing!

Please Tell me she didn't describe herself as "young, scrappy and hungry?

If I may quote Michael Swaim, "Jean-Luc Picard to all of that!" Haven't watched vid yet, just preemptively declaring Picard, obviously its Picard!

She's on their Glitter riff too, hilarious stuff. But…good luck finding a copy of Glitter anywhere. Someone has basically disappeared that movie.

Yeah, I was pretty thrilled when I was showing my mom one of those hygiene shorts "Keeping Clean & Neat" and halfway through she said "Oh my god, I've seen this! They showed us this in school!"

"Look at her brows, she's even skeptical about the existence of this hug!"

They did meet, though, at that theatre. Ethan took Brona and Vanessa took Dorian. To be fair, meet is literally all they did. Brona was trying very hard to avoid eye contact with Dorian, then picked a fight with Ethan because she didn't know he had rich creepy assholes for acquaintances

Patti Lupone: Gunfighter
Hell yeah

The kind of friend who wasn't paying enough attention to go, "Lily, you look soooo familiar…?"

*takes deep breath, steels her nerve, climbs on desk" I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ERSATZ MEANS!!
I HAVE PICKED UP FROM CONTEXT THAT AUTEUR THEORY IS ABOUT DIRECTORS WHO REPEAT THEMSELVES BUT I HAVEN'T WATCHED ANY OF THE FRENCH NEW WAVE STUFF THAT INSPIRED IT.
I'M NEVER GONNA WATCH THE WIRE.
I HAVE NOT SEEN: A FULL EPISODE OF…

That Marshall was so certain he was the A story, bless his heart:
"You killed my men, before this night is over there will be a reckoni-" shot dead

I'm literally crediting most of that to dehydration

Yeah from here on in I'm taking any Great Love of Ethan's with an lb. of salt. Hecate had barely finished her 'See you in Hell, no really, I'll be waiting there for you' goodbye before he was back to talking about Vanessa and the love he left behind in London, sworn to protect her until death etc etc and I'm just like…