If she had any imagination she wouldn't have had to plagirize

He is, sadly, the best thing about GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

I need to rewatch the last few episodes…Jon Snow did die, right, I'm not hallucinating that?

I guess I'm seriously misremembering last year's finale. I thought Sansa and Reek were essentially jumping to their deaths? It looked pretty hopeless.

That shocked me a little bit too. Then again, wasn't Kate Winslet 17 in that movie?

Detective Chloe Dancer…that's right up there with General Cypher Rage on a list called This Is Not How You Name!

So either this is a version of Timothy Olyphant who isn't married with 3 kids, or Claire just doesn't care? Because I'm more creeped out by that than the age difference.

It was still cheesy as hell, but Olyphant actually made that 'grinder rests' line sexy…and I don't know why I'm shocked.

Plus, it's a network sitcom with no laugh track

All the music and all the cameos aren't really adding anything but the vague sense that this show is a lot more expensive than it needs to be.

Yup, but between Jimmy Barrett, that terrifying Mullholland Drive Winkie's scene, and Lost I apparently think of him as Uh Oh, its That Guy…deeply uncomfortable things are about to happen.

Don't forget Betty. Admittedly, I did frequently hate her.

Howard Stark as Howard Hughes would be confusing (she flew in on TWA…) and perfect.

That opening was just about the best 'cool guy totally owning a room' montage I've ever seen.

The best I can figure is the guy trying to survive 4 years stranded on Mars…is in good spirits for most of it.

I consider myself a pretty big fan, but until I went to that David Bowie Is…exhibit at the modern art museum I really had no idea how much acting he had done. He did the Elephant Man on Broadway after John Hurt left?!

Gah I missed Crimson Peak, why do I keep not seeing Guillermo del Toro movies on the big screen?! Pan's Labyrinth, that's all I've seen in theaters. I rave about how gorgeous they always are and then I just rent them later….I'm a terrible fan.

Miss Corinth just feels too much like the late renactor seamstress girl. So much so that I wonder if ichabod getting romantically involved now is just because killing the seamstress because he was married seems like a missed opportunity now that we know what they did with Katrina.

"But what happened to Derek’s reporter wife and Blue Steel-sporting kid?"
Stiller started giving Kristen Wiig the parts he used to give his wife?

Yeah, I'm shocked its not on here. That movie made me furious. Mostly for the awful love story (cocky, devil may care dude helps a straight-laced career gal lighten up was tired by the time Romancing the Stone satirized it and that movie came out three decades ago!) but the missed opportunities and dumb choices don't…