If Harmon actually had any pull, he would had gotten Yvette Nicole Brown a part and saved Danny Pudi from a soon-to-be-cancelled DC sitcom.

Hey *burp* hey, hey Mordy. Lets—lets get RIGGETY RIGGETY WRECKED

I'm ready for Kubo to win Best Animated Feature and for La La Land to whiff in Best Original Song.

This series better be titled The Prof in the Hall or so help me…

Not until someone brings up La La Land at least

Speak for yourself, I like rough anal.

City sanitation hates him. Residue at every pole.

We did.

Like a sleeper agent whose activation key is "Blue Book," I am compelled to bring up deputy CIA director and former Air Force general Charles Cabell, who promoted the U-2s' ability to evade Russian missiles. It was Russian missiles that shot down one such U-2 and allowed the Soviets to capture CIA pilot Gary Powers.…

Not surprising when you think about his IRRATIONAL grassROOTS movement (I will not apologize for this math joke)

I couldn't tell if the anchors had reverse-gendered names or if they were reading each others cues without noticing. I assumed the latter because I think that's funnier.

no, Wayne Brady. zag

Well it is twentyserpentine, the year of the zag. (get it, because serpentine, and you zag, but it's Uncle Monty, and I think you get it, I'm going now)

Are you saying Hathaway is the Corduroy of Actresses?

Clearly Kanye's sensuality is much too intense.

It's a shame that Aasif Mandvi only appeared for one episode, because he was probably the best casting choice of the season.

I've always thought that Snicket's run-on sentences ought to be quickly-paced so the punchline sucker punches you for a bigger reaction. I've also thought that Snicket looked like an everyman (that's how he avoids being photographed), and Warburton simply doesn't.

I wasn't going to see this movie anyway, but now I have even more reason not to see it. I can't believe they're still willing to cast Josh Gad in things.

Everyone thinks that Impeachment = Removed from office. It doesn't. Bill Clinton was impeached. Trump may set a record for impeachments if (1) the Dems take back the House in 2018 and send article after article, (2) a GOP Senate repeatedly fails to convict, (3) Trump even makes it to 2018

I thought that was called Bible Belt "We're waiting until after marriage"