Is there a project that you regret declining to work on?

But they both take place on a sand planet! And the spice is ... wait, shit, the spice is midichlorians, isn’t it?

- What piece of pop culture do you regret missing when it originally came out?

Imagine in your mind’s eye a general sandwich. And don’t imagine a hot dog and be like, “well, a hot dog is a sandwich, bah, gotcha!” Just imagine a sandwich. Or google image search “sandwich” if you’re not imaginative.

That would be impossible. If you simply state that any one distributor cannot exceed 5% of the market, but their 5% percent is extremely successful, portions of the other 95% will bow out because they can’t profit competing with the very successful 5%. If those distributors pull out of the market and no new…

I don’t understand how you can have Chance as the host but not the musical guest. Granted, he doesn’t have new music to be promoting right now, but still...

Harumph. Back in my day, doctors were men, and that was that. And we didn’t have to keep everything PC. We called “male companions” what they were: man hookers!

This whole Szechuan sauce craze is so fucking stupid (though not as bad as Pickle Rick). But it’s made stupider because if anyone actually cared about trying an awesome sauce, they should have gotten the Signature sauce, which was pretty good. I’m not sure a lot of people knew that this whole thing was about rolling…

This sounds super fun, and it’s by two of my favorite comedians, so as long as it isn’t restricted to the Howl paywall, I’m totally on board.

It was a reference to last season (Game Changers), in which ties went directly to rock draws without a revote. In 3H, revote-then-rocks is back as the policy for ties.

Not only that, but it’s claimed that King James commissioned that translation as a concession to the Church so he could get them off his back about his relationship with Villiers. So the King of England’s gay affair would have been the catalyst for the King James Bible.

You wouldn’t believe the crap he had to deal with.

I would love a series set somewhere in Essos (i.e. Asshai or Yi Ti). The best bet for HBO would have been to produce an anthology mini-series and make a full series out of the storylines that do the best with the audience.

People think that because GRRM has said so.

Summer saying “No wonder you’re always behind schedule” would support that.

I initially read the title of this article as “Tyrese Gibson wants to stop The Rock from riding off the F&F franchise” and had the idea that Tyrese Gibson (of all people) was criticizing the most valuable actor in Hollywood for coasting on an overwrought movie franchise. Which, you gotta admit, would be a Grade A…

I think there are only so many ways to go down that narrative track, and the writers aren’t content to just repeat it every season (incidentally, the Shameless writers have no problems with Fiona doing this, to the show’s detriment). I actually think that’s why we’re seeing so much of the other characters and why some…

off-topic, but who is Rami Malek voicing? Because I saw his name in the credits repeatedly but could never place his voice.

I am nearly positive that Paul Blart 3: Til Death Do Us Blart is a nod to a podcast of the same name wherein the McElroy brothers and the hosts of The Worst Idea of All Time watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop annually, every Thanksgiving.

Considering Pappy Bush is currently in a wheelchair, is it more or less insensitive to call him Cyborg instead of The Flash?