My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

Pharell Williams (NBC) to FOX for Jennifer Lopez - Fox replaces an aging veteran with an established young star; NBC clears out a ton of cap space.

Skip Bayless to WNEP for Apparently Kid.

"I vividly remember facing off against Vince Carter in college, truly epic games."

[can't but stare, uncomprehendingly, at the screen]

Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

Holy shit. I never knew Lionel Richie played soccer.

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

Unfortunately most of the country was asleep during this game, so I see the parallel with soccer.

The Knicks were just happy that for once it wasn't them getting pounded at MSG.

I'd love to see video of her watching an LSU - Ole Miss game when Marshall Henderson was playing for the Rebels.

Sometime during the 2nd quarter of the FSU/Oregon game, my parents asked, "can we change to a less boring game?" I coldly replied, "No. I've earned this. We are going to watch every second."

It's pretty obvious this Pats fan has a chip on his shoulder.

No, it's just Ohio.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

Delusional, really? Could a person suffering from delusions carefully shade in a huge, perfectly identical, "TMZ" logo on each page?

because tossing a cup is apparently an offense worthy of a takedown

That Royals kid may be under 21, but he's fucking hammered.

"Yep." - Stevie Wonder

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.