Considering the precedent, this seems tame in comparison to the way other unarmed black men have been treated in Missouri.

How else would we know it was her fault?

I'm willing to bet he gets a lot of ass...as in, "That boy is an ass."

From what I've heard about PED side effects, I'm guessing his penis is pretty goddamn far from being a foot.

If the players are having trouble with tablets, they should probably just stick to the injections they're used to.

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Yeah, yeah. We get it, Jameis. That's going to happen regardless of what she says but part of the deal is you also not talking about it.

Really trying to prove he's NFL-ready.

He pays for it.

Pretty sure it's "National Football League".

"He is off his rocker."

I'm not one to criticize these Ravens fans' shirt choices. Consider the alternative.

What's the big deal? Busch Stadium features 43,000 dicks in the stands every game.

"Johnny, you are indeed the father."

I think War Machine misunderstood the concept of how beating his woman would result in an extended stay.

A Stark Industries spokesperson said War Machine would be placed on paid administrative leave pending an internal investigation.

Nice "journalism" Deadspin you didn't even tell us if he ever caught up to the steeple.

Must have Benabbad decision to take his shirt off.